|Kids Get So Fat Cause Black Death
||[Apr. 9th, 2005|10:59 am]
Well Yes Man
Hey Kevin, congradulations on that rat! I always believe in a man who can kill a rat with his penetratory osculamintation. |
I saw MG at the BR LN. I met some new people who all were pretty cool. Kate, Becky, and Adam if you are reading this, Fuck Your Tick Tick Bomb Tickle Me Jesus and I love you sorta. I held one of Brian Fungck's friends for a little while just like a person might hold a little baby. Ol' Bri just handed him to me and said, "Hold him like a baby." So, I did. I am not very muscles though so I dropped him a little, but real babies are way lighter than this dude. Plus, he had his bag on where he kept his superhipster outfits. He didn't tell me that. Nobody did. I made it up.
I also made Ian with music. He fuddled with his instrument while I stroked mine in time. We really get off when we play together. It's a really cool experience always. Ian is as awesome as Six, maybe less.
This girl keeps communicating with me through the world wide web. She wants to chain smoke with me. I don't want to chain smoke with you, girl. I want to be my own man and do man stuff like drive a big rig or cut down a tree with something louder than you probably are when you sleep. I bet you smell like a bag lady.
If I had more money I'd probably drink more. I'd also have more people asking me to have bad sex with them. Ok, maybe they won't ask for bad sex, but that's exactly what they'll get.